“Then ONE day, it seems… while the Plain-Belly Sneetches Were moping and doping alone on the beaches” 4/12

Then ONE day, it seems... while the Plain-Belly Sneetches &10;Were moping and doping alone on the beaches, &10;Just sitting there wishing their bellies had checks… &10;A stranger zipped up in the strangest of cars! My friends, he announced in a voice clear and keen, &10;My name is Sylvester McMonkey McBean. &10;And I've heard of your troubles. I've heard you're unhappy. &10;But I can fix that. I'm the Fix-it-Up Chappie. &10;I've come here to help you. I have what you need. &10;And my prices are low. And I work at great speed. &10;And my work is one hundred per cent guaranteed!

Richard Stelling @rjstelling